In an old run down apartment there was a guy named Kolas.
"Ugh why is this so boring."
"What the heck. Hey why's Loki about to lose to that Imu. No way man. I gotta go help. He's gotta take my Miracle Finger finishing move."
Kolas kept rambling on and on. Then he goes "Ugh I'm starving finally. Let's go eat ramen." He walked around back and forth and was about to go to the dinner table and then boom the screen cut.
Kolas woke up again in some shack.
"Ugh where the heck am I. Why's it all forest."
"Jieak."
"Huh who's going jieak. A monkey. Whoa that monkey's huge."
The monkey stared at his face. Then the monkey ran after him.
"Run dude what else."
Kolas ran and ran. He was freaked out by everything around him. Then he found a giant windmill, huge, just like the one in Foosha Village. "Don't tell me."
"Hey who are you."
Kolas turned around. Luffy. Luffy was shocked too.
"Hey how do you know my name. And who are you."
"Seriously. Did I just land in the One Piece world."
Kolas was so happy. He was smiling and his eyes were almost sparkling. Max level fan happy. He went up and pinched Luffy's butt and cheeks, everywhere on his body.
"What are you doing."
"Luffy I wanna be a pirate. Take me into your crew."
Luffy looked confused then he smiled. "Really. You wanna be in my crew."
"Yeah yeah yeah."
"Okay. Then you're my crew now."
"Then I wanna be the vice captain."
"What's a vice captain."
Kolas thought to himself, no wonder Zoro never said he was the vice captain. That's how it is. This Luffy is so dumb.
"You're the captain right. A captain's gotta have a vice captain. Otherwise it's not a pirate crew. You can't be the Pirate King."
"Really." Luffy was shocked. Then "Okay. You're the vice captain."
"So where are we going."
"Oh talking to you I'm getting hungry. Let's eat first. What should we eat. That guy of course."
Luffy punched the wild boar. Pok. Knocked out cold.
"Whoa. So cool. It's real. One punch and the boar's out."
Luffy dragged the boar off and ate it. Nom nom. "By the way you can cook, Kolas."
Kolas thought to himself, I'm so good at this. I cook for myself at home every day because I don't dare go out.
"Awesome. Then you're perfect for vice captain. You gotta be able to cook. That's the most important thing for pirates, you gotta have a chef. I got a chef."
"No no. I'm not a chef. I'm the vice captain. As for the chef I know a good guy to recommend to you."
"Who. Is he a good cook. Tell me. I'll go find him right now."
"Not now. By the way what year is it."
"Year. What's a year."
Kolas thought, forgot. This Luffy is so dumb.
"Then take me to the village."
"Okay. Um where are you gonna sleep."
"Of course you got a place for me right."
"I do. But I'm scared you won't be able to take it. I'll tell you first, the place I live is really annoying, especially the woman named Dadan."
"Really." Kolas laughed. "Let's go."
Kolas took him to Makino.
"Makino I brought my crew and my vice captain. I've got a friend now." Luffy was laughing the whole time, like always.
"Oh hi. What's your name."
"I'm Kolas. Take care of me."
"Your friend's really polite, Luffy."
"Of course."
"What do you want."
"Orange juice please."
While they were drinking Kolas asked "So when are we setting sail."
"Tomorrow."
"Tomorrow. Don't tell me."
"Yep. My road to Pirate King. I'm gonna be the Pirate King."
Kolas thought, really. I'm gonna see the cool opening scene. I'm getting so excited. I wanna see it already. I'll be waiting for tomorrow.
Luffy and Kolas were at Dadan's bandit place.
"Quiet okay. Or Dadan will hear. She'll nag us till our ears go numb."
Then they went to sleep. In the morning:
"Who's this kid."
"Sorry." Luffy laughed. Kolas apologized a ton.
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